Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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