do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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