I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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