hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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