I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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