Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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