We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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