You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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