So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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