you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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