I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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