Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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