We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Someone came in the potted fern
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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