There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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