We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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