didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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