she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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