I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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