if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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