i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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