the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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