just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just had sex bonerless
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
i think i just lost a toe
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