Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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