i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
