I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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