I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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