it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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