That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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