Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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