I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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