As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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