okay pat passed out under dana's car
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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