He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
honey bunches of taint.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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