She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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