Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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