if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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