yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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