did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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