3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I came so hard my ears popped.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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