p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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