I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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