I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
then he tried to convert me to islam
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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