I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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