i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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