I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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