like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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