Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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