All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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