im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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