don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Panties = found
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
