My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Brb crying the tears of my youth
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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