STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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