Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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